Friday, June 2, 2017

HI Everyone,

I am new to the empire, but not new in searching out ' The Emperor '.
Last season I had great success in tempting him down, with this wonder product.
Tesco Tuna in brine.
Just pierce the can and pour the liquid in the desired spot,  I diluted mine with coffee,
filtered on the journey to the site.
The result was 5 out of 7 Emperors preferred my offering, the other two went for Horse dung.
The Cat enjoyed the Tuna meat.

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3 comments:

  1. Philip Byerley JohnsonJune 5, 2017 at 11:06 AM

    Hi Trevor,
    Does it need to be the Tesco brand? :)

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  2. irisscientistJune 11, 2017 at 4:19 PM

    Funny, but not going to go down well on this site mate. Far too many with self importance taking things ultra serious.

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  3. dennisJune 20, 2017 at 11:47 AM

    2nd June??
    where was this exactly Trevor?
    please reply to my e mail address: litanis78@yahoo.com
    Dennis Dell

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