Sunday, February 26, 2012

Due Care and Attention

I ordered some net fabric online today from our local entomological suppliers. Thought you might be interested to see their response:

Hi Derek,
your order with web reference number (WA-9573) has been despatched.

Your goods were gently taken from the shelves and delicately placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of no less than 100 dedicated entosupplies employees marvelled at the aura emanating from the pillow and the revered prizes resting aloft.

Candles were lit...ancient magical incantations were chanted...indeed, some strange but wonderful dancing ensued...but finally, the items were carefully packed.

We then started celebrating the brave journey your goods would soon take out into the big wide world. Marching down to the post office, with police escort in tow, we were greeted by the entire town, and we all then waved farewell to your parcel, on this fine and unforgettable day, Monday 27th February, 2012!!!

In all seriousness though, we do hope you enjoyed your time ordering from us. We sincerely appreciate your business, and look forward to helping you the next time you visit!

Now that's what I call service!!

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