Proscribed Badge

The Committee of the People of Purple Persuasion has unanimously decided to ban the lousy lapel badge the RSPB has recently brought out, supposedly of a Purple Emperor.  

Anyone found wearing this badge within the Purple Empire will be staked out as bait at Poplar Corner, Lady Wood Head, Fermyn Woods, for the duration of the season. 

We have to maintain standards: only Fosterjohn's badges are permitted within the Empire. There's a good supply of them in the Knepp Wildland's shop - or leave a message here and Fosterjohn or I will help you...  

You have been warned...