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INSTANT TROUSERING!
Neil Hulme saw his first Purple Emperor of the year today, at Knepp Wildland. Within a minute this pristine male had descended from on high to feast on his flesh, trousers, camera, the lot - apart, curiously, from the crutch and buttocks.
Only the Good Lord knows when Neil last washed, or put his jeans through the mangle...
Throughout this 30 minute epic trousering Neil remained in statuesque pose, scarcely able to breathe.
This is what the Purple Emperor does to us...
Tomorrow, an upskirting episode, perhaps...
5 comments:
just wonderful!
Who will volunteer to wear a skirt to be "upped"?
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Signed copy I meant to say!
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